Ok so today I'm going to talk to you preety ladies about dating in college.
My first piece of advice....DONT!!
NOTE:THIS ENTRY IS DESCIRBING GUYS FROM AGES 17-25!!
This is coming from a place of love...but really...the best thing to do in college is stay single. Of course if you've been reading my blog, you would know that im going to college and if the opportunity to get wifed up presents itself, I'm taking that road. I've been in school long enough to be sick of it, but appartently getting knocked up by a rando rich guy you met at the bar last night doesn't lead to a happy marriage. And it is infact frowned upon by alot of people. Who knew?!?
But the main reason why I'm single and telling all you lovely innocent doe eyed college girls to remain single is for one main fact: GUYS ARE ASSHOLES! Everyone knows that one, no surprise there. And if you didn't know that, well then you can keep living in your happy little niave bubble of stupidity. Congrats from me.
The reason why guys are assholes is for many subreasons. Such as their hormones are still raging like they were in middle school or high school and all they want to do is put their penis in you. Yeah sorry that was worded a little grossly, but its the truth! If you begin talking to a guy you met in class or at a mixer (say talking to him for about 3 weeks to where you actually really like him). Well if you've been talking to him for a while and has said some perverted things (that you just disreagrded), then he just wants in your pants, and once he gets in your pants, he puts his pants back on and walks out the door never to call or talk to you ever again.
My first piece of advice....DONT!!
NOTE:THIS ENTRY IS DESCIRBING GUYS FROM AGES 17-25!!
This is coming from a place of love...but really...the best thing to do in college is stay single. Of course if you've been reading my blog, you would know that im going to college and if the opportunity to get wifed up presents itself, I'm taking that road. I've been in school long enough to be sick of it, but appartently getting knocked up by a rando rich guy you met at the bar last night doesn't lead to a happy marriage. And it is infact frowned upon by alot of people. Who knew?!?
But the main reason why I'm single and telling all you lovely innocent doe eyed college girls to remain single is for one main fact: GUYS ARE ASSHOLES! Everyone knows that one, no surprise there. And if you didn't know that, well then you can keep living in your happy little niave bubble of stupidity. Congrats from me.
The reason why guys are assholes is for many subreasons. Such as their hormones are still raging like they were in middle school or high school and all they want to do is put their penis in you. Yeah sorry that was worded a little grossly, but its the truth! If you begin talking to a guy you met in class or at a mixer (say talking to him for about 3 weeks to where you actually really like him). Well if you've been talking to him for a while and has said some perverted things (that you just disreagrded), then he just wants in your pants, and once he gets in your pants, he puts his pants back on and walks out the door never to call or talk to you ever again.
And when he doesnt text or call you'll feel like this!------->
and lets face it noone wants to feel like that, you can eat ben and jerrys or yogurt mountain all you want, and in the end all that you accomplished was literally getting screwed over and unable to fit into your jeans cause the guy you thought liked you actually just wanted in your pants.
And once this happens a couple times, you toughen up to where you start screwing over the guys the way they screwed you over.
So to prevent all of this from happening ladies is a simple solution....KEEP YOUR LEGS CLOSED WHORES!
If guys can get sex so easily, they will go from girl to girl getting it. But once they've gotten to know you and have talked to you for a couple weeks and you haven't fucked him, then he will actually respect you and want to be with you simply because he likes you, not because you put out of the first date.....whores......you want guys to like you for you, not for your vag.
And if your texting a guy and hes trying to say pervy things, change the subject! Don't encourage his grossness by going along with it. If he can't handle you saying NO to him, then he isn't worth your time! trust me!!!!! I've been there, honestly, I've done that. I've learnt my lessons and think its time I share my wisedom.
The right guy will pop up when the time is right. Sure you can go on formal nice dinner dates or dates to the movies, thats ok, if he wants to spend money on you he might be a decent guy. But if he never takes you (or offers to take you) on a actual date, and he just invites you over to "hang out", he wants you in his pants. Formal dates are the way to an actual relationship. Going to "hang out" with the guy you like will result in nothing you want to be a part of. So keep your legs closed as long as you can, gain respect from him. It's not cute to have a long list of guys you've slept with, and if you have slept with alot of guys, go get your whorey ass checked for STDs and shit.
Also if you're in your later years of college like I am, it's about time to think about your future. Date guys you would want to end up marrying, don't date guys who arent in college and have no future prospects or goals to achieve, they will go nowhere in life. You want a guy who will be able to support you, not a guy who has a bunch of time for you at the moment and will end up working 3 jobs later on in life 24/7 because he didn't get a good enough education. Education is key for a successful life!
So I think that is all I have to say on the subject of dating in college. Go for good guys, who will treat you right, not for cool guys who think their the shit and are to cool to kiss you infront of their buddies. And date guys who want to have a good future and plan on living in a 5 bedroom home in a gated communtiy. Just an FYI.
Good luck with your dating life!
Broke college student
and lets face it noone wants to feel like that, you can eat ben and jerrys or yogurt mountain all you want, and in the end all that you accomplished was literally getting screwed over and unable to fit into your jeans cause the guy you thought liked you actually just wanted in your pants.
And once this happens a couple times, you toughen up to where you start screwing over the guys the way they screwed you over.
So to prevent all of this from happening ladies is a simple solution....KEEP YOUR LEGS CLOSED WHORES!
If guys can get sex so easily, they will go from girl to girl getting it. But once they've gotten to know you and have talked to you for a couple weeks and you haven't fucked him, then he will actually respect you and want to be with you simply because he likes you, not because you put out of the first date.....whores......you want guys to like you for you, not for your vag.
And if your texting a guy and hes trying to say pervy things, change the subject! Don't encourage his grossness by going along with it. If he can't handle you saying NO to him, then he isn't worth your time! trust me!!!!! I've been there, honestly, I've done that. I've learnt my lessons and think its time I share my wisedom.
The right guy will pop up when the time is right. Sure you can go on formal nice dinner dates or dates to the movies, thats ok, if he wants to spend money on you he might be a decent guy. But if he never takes you (or offers to take you) on a actual date, and he just invites you over to "hang out", he wants you in his pants. Formal dates are the way to an actual relationship. Going to "hang out" with the guy you like will result in nothing you want to be a part of. So keep your legs closed as long as you can, gain respect from him. It's not cute to have a long list of guys you've slept with, and if you have slept with alot of guys, go get your whorey ass checked for STDs and shit.
Also if you're in your later years of college like I am, it's about time to think about your future. Date guys you would want to end up marrying, don't date guys who arent in college and have no future prospects or goals to achieve, they will go nowhere in life. You want a guy who will be able to support you, not a guy who has a bunch of time for you at the moment and will end up working 3 jobs later on in life 24/7 because he didn't get a good enough education. Education is key for a successful life!
So I think that is all I have to say on the subject of dating in college. Go for good guys, who will treat you right, not for cool guys who think their the shit and are to cool to kiss you infront of their buddies. And date guys who want to have a good future and plan on living in a 5 bedroom home in a gated communtiy. Just an FYI.
Good luck with your dating life!
Broke college student